Having had the fear of God put into me by the
other guys, it was with some trepidation your fearless photographer
led this mighty beast onto the drying track at the Nurburgring.
Envious eyes dance over the gorgeous ‘superbike’ colour
scheme as I meekly make my way onto the track. Dented pride keeps
whispering in my mind “you’ve been riding FireBlades
for years” and “what’s all the fuss about then?”
“It’s just a bike like any other, only, maybe, quicker…”
Suddenly
my thoughts snap back into focus. Perhaps I’d better start
thinking more about what I am actually doing - on one of the fastest
bikes at one of the most demanding tracks in the world. Mountains
of torque haul me easily, almost lazily, between bends. It’s
difficult to find a rhythm, I’m not used to being so cautious
and, having so much power in reserve, it doesn’t click that
this machine is still going pretty damn quickly. I had promised
to take it easy though and I do. This is a great bike to short
shift, waves of smooth, effortless power hint at more to come.
I resist the temptation to find out on this sighting lap. “It
spins up out of the bends” and “wheelies everywhere”
are the warnings which keep echoing through my mind. Bends are
still coming at me faster than I am expecting, even though I’m
riding like a pussycat. A shadow of doubt flutters briefly by.
Second lap: Bugger that, let see what it does.
A quick confident blat off the start line into a slow right then
a faster left onto a long downhill high speed straight, give it
some! Bloody hell! There’s a whole shedload more power,
the engine explodes into ferocious mechanical motion, the bike
snaps taut. Insanity! It’s difficult to hang on, gritted
teeth, grim determination. Buttocks clench. The monster acceleration
makes a small dent in the local space-time continuum; the next
bend is dropped untidily in front of me before reality should
allow and more crucially, before I am actually ready. Oops! Inexpertly,
I grab too much brake and wobble pathetically around before launching
into hyperspace once more. Nagging doubt gnaws at my confidence.
I want to use this machine as it was designed but the track has
grown much smaller and bumpier. I am not worthy. Discretion proves
the better part of valour and I decide not to really open up until
(a) I know where I’m going and (b) I know what I’m
doing.
I short shift again in ‘fast
road’ mode until; the back straight! Come on then Steve-e
boy, what can go wrong in a straight line? I nail it through second,
quicker than you can sneeze, maximum everything. Third, wow, the
scenery distorts with furious speed, arms heave, gravity groans.
Warp factor four: BANG! The front end rears skywards. It’s
trying to bloody take off! Easing back I glance down at the digital
readout as we land - a hundred and forty five miles per hour. Good
grief! Bloody-minded pride insists I take it up to a respectable
hundred and seventy five before marker cones insist more strongly
I should stop.
Giggling and shaking I recount my tale to a
jury of my peers over some caffeine I don’t really need,
“I mean, there’s no warning. Then, bang…”
The race boys have seen a hundred and eighty five or six down
the back straight, “Yeah, it does that” is the laconic
reply. I calm myself down with a well earned ciggy. “Well
it’s not doing it to me” I decide. I know when I’m
beat.
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